they're printed on women's and men's american apparel jersey tees. 100% cotton, baby rib cotton stretchable collar, reinforced shoulder construction - these are comfy, well-fitting tees.

i ship your tee within 3-4 days, unless otherwise noted. i use USPS priority mail for domestic US orders, and USPS global priority mail for international mail. this costs you $4.80 or $11.95, respectively, with the exception being $9.95 to canada.

all unicornburger.com transactions are processed through paypal, but don't worry, you can pay by credit card without a paypal account. just follow the directions on the checkout page.

yep! got the wrong size and want to exchange it? shoot me an e-mail at kristen@unicornburger.com saying what size you want. if your returned tee is unused and unworn and the one you want is in stock, i'll ship it out to you. some people just ship their tee back without e-mailing (you know who you are!), but this is generally a bad idea. i might be out of your new size, and then you'd have to wait for new stock to come in. :(

btw, you can doublecheck the t-shirt measurements here: women's and men's aa jersey tees.

if you're unhappy with your tee, you can return it for a full refund (but shipping costs aren't refundable; sorry). all returned tees must be in their original condition, unused and unworn, to receive a refund. ship it back and i'll send your money back.

oh! you should send or link me to your photos because it makes me super happy, and because i want to put them on the website somewhere. don't worry, i won't use them without your permission. not a complete jerk over here.

wow, this is a good question! really spot-on. kinda makes me uncomfortable, actually. the short answer is "as soon as i can." the long answer's more complicated and involves phrases like "work" and "i really like sleeping." just being honest.

i know. it's ok.