unicorn burger is a budding line of delicious t-shirts printed on american apparel. they're also nutritious and nontoxic, but only if you don't eat them.

mostly here, online at unicornburger.com. i like the internet.

possibly since before you were born.

because you'll look great in these t-shirts. utterly fantastic. you are of course free to disagree, but you should know beforehand that you'd be wrong.

unicorn burger is designed and run by kristen stewart. hi! you can see some of my other work (comics, etc.) on the appropriate facebook album!

thank you for visiting!